CRITAKE: Mumbai Paused

_Cnpt`s_

- Mental asylum: Patient uses pill as tooth

- Shrink people to resolve food crisis.

- How did the bats come to be...Joker

- Ends with him responding to himself. Gtalk

- Cheating movie poster: kiss and hands throat strangle

- Go charlie go = kaipo che car scene.

- A guy keeps hitting the villain and keep tearing up. New girl 218

- A man skins a zombie and wears him on top to be a semi zombie to hunt.

- Omen + childs play combined.

- mother preserves dead son cause cant let go.

-The silent lady from the national news.

-TIMELINE: Stories intertwine in timeline in a satirical sarcastic way.

- Man with a but in front. Every time he says but he gets laughed at, taking a dump is a problem, boobs, wedgy

-Fall. Winter. Spring.

Deaf girl, Sound off vibrations. Spring: sneeze....sound of silence.

- cleanup crew: a group of sociopaths who clean up bodies fully messed up of accident sites and take through the funeral. Hence saving insurance money and a lot of laws. Also clean up graves for loot.

- live in of a fame, the woman leaves him after she gets pregnant, so that the son doesnt turn up like the dad. cross with a present day man struggling and wife.

- Breast plate bullets

-rocking bong on table, door knock. Pulls gun out, puts back in and blows.

-Aptitude: duplicates. Items you have. Quantity. Inventory.

-Aptitude:Tag

-Aptitude: Future resolution reminder

-Adam Sandler: Stare.

- Al Pacino: In and out. Like Chaplin's great dictator. But with a cop. Music like "Punch drunk love"

-To delete the pause button in videos so people cant steel artwork off screenshots.

- Umbrella man: A metal umbrella, a man of ideas and the camera

-The story of the future of a handicap intercut with a past of a soldier. CLIMAX: war in future. Handicap welfare in past.

-cut forth between the 2 ends of a fine line "Marriage" and then there is the love story. Money +sex+ ambition.

-A group of Indian villagers go to Germany and start preying to nazi.

-Education/Faith....Story of a missionary and a story of a local teacher.

-A woman talks updates abt a name on facebook, constant update. A kid gets obsessed and researches out this thing. Its a cat.

-Creaks: the creek of the door next door, roomate. Annoying. changes peril. And there is no one.

-a bug gets stuck in between a window and a net and waits all night to seek the light and then when its morning he is stuck in the window to feel the light which he was all ready getting every morning.

-Does an idol worshiper prays to those idols he makes. If he does then does god prays to humans as he created them.

-A kid to teenager who works hard to be a cop. While an old fat man looks back at his life backwards, thinking what he did. They converge and they are the same.

-Blind since the day he was born he never knew what things looked like but only knew what they smelt like. 60 now his eyesight is back, alone by himself he only knows things that have smell.

-An orphan...point of view upshot. Looking silhouettes of his hands and says mama dada.....prequel the same silhouettes r his parents.

-A loner cockroach waiting to talk to the shadow of the guy who takes a crap every five in the morning. STOMP

-Perfect love: A guy's imagination runs him thru series of different love stories as he lives his life. One feature pops us, and another and another. Making a complete face.

-Starts with one concept and moves to most random end. Stages yet related.

-20 mins to Nuke: Comedy

-A day's life: Slow mo.

- An american girl dying from cancer has her wish for sushi during world war 2.

-A man suffereing from AIDS gives this homeless a bill with a drop of blood on it and says if you ever want to quit just feel it.

-A man assassinates a father whose son joins him as an apprentice in future and realizes

- The Pet Dog and a prostitute, interact with master.

-small concept town kid big idea.

-mom_sis_return_change

-the blind and the abused lightning_NY4

-bhagat n gandhi the scientist and the priest.

-hindu+muslim+australia+animals+aliens

-the cup a coffe on street+tossing

-4stages + 1 life+ college scholarship+ find+ ol couple+dead son

-push molecules + salvia+ air +run

-horror + close up cuts+loer later. jomb

- layout pan upside down. BLAST reflection

-adrenaline: a reality show of tenure and power...mock

- half documentary and half actor to complete a real life story.

_To be watched_

a death in family
a letter from an unknown woman
a man without face
adaption
adelheid
affliction
alice doesnt live here anytime
alicia's restaurant
all in a nights work
all over
all the kings men
aurora
bad company
barefoot in the park
beijing bicycle
blowup
blue velvet
boys on the side
breaking the waves
breaking the waves
broadcast news
brothers in trouble
bullet over broadway
capricious summer
carried away
carrington
changing lanes
chocolat
clockers
common ground
conversation
copenhagen
cross creek
cry freedom
dancer in the dark
days for night
death of a bureaucrat
deja vu
distant thunder
duel in the sun
farewel
final solution
findinf forrester
five eays pieces
focus
four days in september
gabbeh
gaby
gas light
ghosts of mississipi
girl, interrupted
hard eight
house of sand and fog
how to make an american quilt
i remember mamma
jereomya johnson
jesus of montreal
kate and leopold
kolya
la story
last orders
last tango in paris
leela
left luugage
losing isaiah
maigret
malunde
mask
match point
media that matters
men of honors
michael
mortal thoughts
mother
music of teh heart
my own country
my son the fanatic
night mother
nothing in common
notorious
oktober sky
on the waterfront
one fine day
one true thing
organizer
passion of mind
prizzi's honor
purple noon
red balloon
rocket gibraltar
safe passage
saving face film
secrets of the heart
shell seeker
ship of fools
shorts
sidewalks
simon birch
skyline
sliding doors
small time crooks
snow cake
snow falling on cedars
some came running
someone to watch over me
stealing beautiful
steel magnoleas
storm boy
story theatre
take the money and run
terminal station
the apartment
the castle
the celebration
the civil action
the deep end of the ocean
the fire
the front
the garden of delight
the girft
the glass menagerie
the grass ingreener
the hours
the house on carrol street
the ice strome
the in laws
the insider
the lost honor
the lost man
the lovers on the bridge
the man who would be king
the man with one red shoe
the mystic masseur
the other side of sunday
the paradine case
the parallax view
the scent green papya
the son's room
the spiltfire grill
the spy who came from the cold
the station agent
the streamroller and the violin
the talented
the terrorist
the trial
the true things
the virgin spring
the virgin suicides
three coins in fountain
to have or have not
tom and viv
two deaths
ulee's gold
very bad things
viva zapata
was'nt that a time
weight of the water
welcome to sarajevo
west is west
where the heart is
where the money is
white oleander
win a date with tad hamilton
winter bottom
yesterday

American Films

Zombieland (2009)_4 Oct 09
Surrogates (2009)_4 Oct09
Year One (2009)_2 Oct 09
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) _19Aug09
The Constant Gardener (2005)_22July09
Lost in Translation (2003)_21 July 2009
21 Grams (2003) _14July 09
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)_2July09
Public Enemies (2009)_2July09
American History X (1998)_1July09
Paris, je t'aime (2006) _30July09
Cold Mountain (2003) _29July09
16 Blocks (2006)_29July09
``Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) _24June09
```Annie Hall (1977) _23June09
`Walk the Line (2005)_16June09
Bedtime Stories (2008)_15June09
Valkyrie (2008)_15June09
' ' The Hangover (2009)_14June09
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)_14June09
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)_13June09
Fanboys (2008)_13June09
Bill (2007)_13June09
The Usual Suspects (1994)_5June09
Timeline (2003)_2June09
`The Untouchables (1987)_1June09
Semi-Pro (2008) _31May09
Stranger Than Fiction (2006)_31May09
`Up (2009)_30May09
`Smokin' Aces (2006)_23May09
`Terminator Salvation (2009)_21May09
`The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)_20May09
Legends of the Fall (1994)_18May09
``The Prestige (2006)_15May09
`One Hour Photo (2002)_11May2009
`Rosemary's Baby (1968)_10May09
The Heartbreak Kid (2007)_9May09
`Star Trek (2009)_8May09
`Eyes Wide Shut (1999)_7May09
``Dead Poets Society (1989)_6May09
The Core (2003)_5May09
Grease (1978)_4May09
Twilight (2008/I)_4May09
Southland Tales (2006)_3May09
17 Again (2009)_2May09
Crank: High Voltage (2009)_1May2009
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)_1May2009
Cleopatra (1963)_1May2009
`Chinatown (1974) _30April2009
Hannah Montana(2009)_29April09
Fast & Furious (2009) _29April09
The Fog (2005)_17April09
``Bonnie and Clyde (1967)_16April09
Deliver Us from Evil (2006)_ Dm_14April09
`Knowing (2009)_5April2009
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)_3April2009
Assassins (1995)_1April09
`Little Miss Sunshine (2006) _29March09
```Harold and Maude (1971) _27March2009
Singin' in the Rain (1952)_27March09
Bottle Rocket_23March2009
Pineapple Express (2008)_21March2009
Days of Heaven (1978)_20March2009
`Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)_13March2009
The Life Aquatic (2004)_ 11March09
`Watchmen (2009)_8March09
Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)_5March09
`Blindness (2008) _ 4March09
``The Truman Show (1998) _Dec08
Hard Candy (2005)_Jan2008
`Apocalypto (2006)_2007
`Mysterious Skin (2004)_ 2006

Script:

chick: Come and have dinner at my place

dud: Shouldnt it be the other way round?

LOMANCE:DAY1
msgjane@hotmail.com said (11:43 PM):
hey
)ane cute. says:
i just got out of shower! lol
Ayan says:
OH Blessed
)ane cute. says:
lol u truly are
Ayan says:
by your dire presence
)ane cute. says:
look at the big vocab ur using
fabulous
Ayan says:
is it inspiring?
)ane cute. says:
could be better. but quiet inspired.
how are you
Ayan says:
am even better face to face
lol
Crazy amount of assignments
essays film and more essay and more film
How about you? guessing from u taking shower at this time. Mite have been a hell of a day.
)ane cute. says:
quiet a guesser
your academic burden is co-shared by myself

but filming sounds so much fun
Ayan says:
some future we got enh.
just work work and work
wanna switch
some change
)ane cute. says:
right now
Ayan says:
oh yeh
)ane cute. says:
lets do it
Ayan says:
I got this essay due tommorow
wanna get started?
)ane cute. says:
ya me too
lol
wanna get started urself?
Ayan says:
sweet perfect trade
)ane cute. says:
i was thinking of dwelling in your high-end apartment as well
is it up on the market?
Ayan says:
u bet...all the way up on 11th floor
so is that what ur essay is about?
apartment
)ane cute. says:
no. its on how work-loaded college students end up wanting to exchange lives
live documentary
Ayan says:
hey thats awesome. I know a lot about it
)ane cute. says:
see i totally should've gone into films... lol
hav u watched harry potter ?
Ayan says:
not yet
wanna watch it together?
like a date?
lol
)ane cute. says:
lol
my girl friend just asked me to watch it with her after her exams
whether you consider that a date is up to your imagination
Ayan says:
see best way to get out of work loaded college life.
damn. I didnt know you were
u know
are you?
so sorry
)ane cute. says:
lol
Ayan says:
asked you out the other time
)ane cute. says:
ru really asking me that?
Ayan says:
sholud I?
should
a pretty girl like you
damn
what a waste
lol
)ane cute. says:
lol....
sorry but im afraid ill be wasted on guys
Ayan says:
OMG Guy 's'....Damn
)ane cute. says:
life would've been so much easier if i did like girls
Ayan says:
with an S
)ane cute. says:
LOL
that was totally unintentional and unconscious of me
Ayan says:
Subconscious a true speaker
I can invite Bo and Nik with me:}

)ane cute. says:
and my girl friend? lol
mind you, she's a very shy, antisocial one
haha
Ayan says:
it will be awesome. But am kinda single woman guy
not the Girl with an S at the end type
)ane cute. says:
ru trying to hit on my friend without even knowing who she is?
ah, boys....
Ayan says:
hey if that friend of your is your sub conscious
who likes guy with an S at the end
)ane cute. says:
mm. interesting that you see me as such
Ayan says:
nah just your sub conscious
)ane cute. says:
well your interpretation doesnt change who i am
it only affects your attitude
lol
Ayan says:
don't want to, like teh way you are
)ane cute. says:
i love the way i am too
LOL
Ayan says:
cool
so no more guy with an S
)ane cute. says:
dont worry im not that egoistic
Ayan says:
you are not?
I dig Ego
ego keeps u up at teh game
the
)ane cute. says:
depends on the extent of your ego doesnt it
extreme is never attractive
Ayan says:
unless there is much greater opposite force to repel it

)ane cute. says:
im not sure if a depressed kid is such a great influence
Ayan says:
If only you take teh opposite on the other side of teh line number
that would be really egoistic.
)ane cute. says:
if i understood your first sentence right, then i concur with your second
ru doing anything exciting this holiday?
Ayan says:
which holiday?
as in weekend?
)ane cute. says:
winter
Ayan says:
oh nah. nothing
just the film
)ane cute. says:
its your passion
go for it
Ayan says:
so lets get back to the question here
u were asking
)ane cute. says:
?
Ayan says:
the holiday
ru doing anything exciting this holiday?

I thought that was leading somewhere
)ane cute. says:
pfft ya. filling out grad school applications.
Ayan says:

all winter
?
)ane cute. says:
mayyybeeeee
lol
Ayan says:
humm. that maybe is kinda of a stretch. Is there a space somewhere. Like May "we hangout sometime" be
)ane cute. says:
i've been making some exceptions already
so wouldnt i
who are 'we'
lol
are we talking about another christmas party at nick's?
im really sorry i couldnt go last time
Ayan says:
we in my perspective, great
all good, Nik didnt mind
everybody is out to there homes for christmas
Me is available
)ane cute. says:
lol
im sure bo will take you in
Ayan says:
nah he is always with his mommy and daddy.
and as I said. "a single woman" person.
On the other hand he is a little girl
Its illegal.
)ane cute. says:
cant defy filial piety, Ayan. Bo must be a true Asian son.
Ayan says:
not that I would
)ane cute. says:
past research shows that 25-30% of male students at york university will rape women if they can get away with it
i learned it in class
shocking
Ayan says:
lucky Bo's not in York
)ane cute. says:
lol
no comment
haha
Ayan says:
Soooo....
)ane cute. says:
seriously, if i can make it, ya lets hang out
Ayan says:
OMG. Jane said yes.
You don't have to make it. I will make it.
)ane cute. says:
at this point, im really not too sure about my schedule cuz last week my work supervisor just asked me to write him a literature review DURING the break
i think i deserve bonus dont u think
Ayan says:
So you mean teh bonus is me?
Feel oblidged
)ane cute. says:
$$$
Ayan says:
WIll make your bonus worthy
)ane cute. says:
not too sure how you'd weigh against monetary value
Ayan says:
Umm priceless
not price less. But priceless
So u gimme the date and the venue
)ane cute. says:
got too much exposure to that innuendo from credit company advertisement
Ayan says:
guess I got your bonus card
)ane cute. says:
it wouldnt be fair for me to say 'yes' right now because i dont want to break the promise
like its been happening quiet often here lol
Ayan says:
even if you do. Am used to it
)ane cute. says:
so i desire no repetition
no, see, thats what i dont enjoy
Ayan says:
will accept that with an open heart
)ane cute. says:
i dont want anybody to be used to it because im not like that
Ayan says:
anything from teh pretty Jane
)ane cute. says:
im not a trophy girl, trust me
Ayan says:
hey. If were like that I wouldnt be talking to you rigth now
I missed teh U
Trust me\
As I said "A single woman" guy.
And sorry I called you babe
that one time
)ane cute. says:
ok. lets say that im an exclusive man type of a girl
oh thats ok lol
Ayan says:
I dunno when I get offensive unintentionally.
And all these words, one really cant tell teh emotions
)ane cute. says:
look, if u knew me well, u know its better to just hang out with me as a friend
haylin thinks im just picky
Ayan says:
See there thats the problem
)ane cute. says:
lol
Ayan says:
I dont know you well.
In order to do that. Being friends is kinda hard
)ane cute. says:
im telling you right now.
Ayan says:
But its a good start

say it
)ane cute. says:
i said it.
Ayan says:
oh
)ane cute. says:
lol
Ayan says:
lol
picky, is my middle name
I pick a lot
I mean picky a lot too
)ane cute. says:
i.e. I hit a lot.
Ayan says:
sorry
damn my english
sorry
)ane cute. says:
lol your english cant be worse than mine
Ayan says:
Hey. I live with a chinese a white and korean
)ane cute. says:
awesome. a beatiful mix.
Ayan says:
Chinese are still the best at vocabulary
)ane cute. says:
id love to have that experience
Ayan says:
lol. Well someone once told me they like to live by themself in privacy
)ane cute. says:
if that someone refers to me
that still stands
Ayan says:
oh you got it.
)ane cute. says:
but i wouldnt mind different experiences
Ayan says:
lol. Generally people dont understand me. Ask Haylin
)ane cute. says:
oooh
how are you to ever communicate in the real world
Ayan says:
Thats why I make films
my language
to life
)ane cute. says:
lol great alternative
Ayan says:
So. I will be waiting for winter holidays I suppose
)ane cute. says:
what come may
oh well we still have all the social networks
physical contact isn't everything
Ayan says:
wait you are expecting physical contact?
slow down girl
lol
)ane cute. says:
i think you should slow down yourself
lol
Ayan says:
hey am really slow. Thats why I can wait till winter break
)ane cute. says:
no im slower
Ayan says:
wait so will it be longer than that?

)ane cute. says:
ayan, i will not think badly of you if you went on 100 dates during the break
Ayan says:
Can I be honest?
)ane cute. says:
all i can say is that im busy and im slow
lol
gawsh honesty hurts
Ayan says:
I know. it does
reality is, never been on a date
too busy for a chance
)ane cute. says:
well good for you
live your life like you want it
Ayan says:
so if you want you can let your sub conscious be mad.
)ane cute. says:
why
Ayan says:
if I do go on a date.
nah whatever. will wait
)ane cute. says:
ayan, seriously. im probably not worth waiting for because im gonna be the last girl in Toronto to get myself out of the present work havoc until graduation
lol
Ayan says:
See there is the "until", he is my friend
There will be a lot of "until"s
)ane cute. says:
thats a major 'until'
im looking forward to a new life
lol
Ayan says:
I know, we will see how it goes.
You have all the rights to call for decisions.
to a new life.
)ane cute. says:
we all do
Ayan says:
I like the present. like this instant
)ane cute. says:
future is always better
Ayan says:
Has to be better.
)ane cute. says:
even in the face of adversity, future brings greater fruits
Ayan says:
When my grade1 teacher asked me what I want to be when I grow up.
I said Happy
)ane cute. says:
sweet.
Ayan says:
yeah
)ane cute. says:
well amen to that
hey ig2g
Ayan says:
same here
essay.
)ane cute. says:
hope all your assignments go well
Ayan says:
same to you
)ane cute. says:
good luck with the rest1
Ayan says:
hopefully.
)ane cute. says:
nice talking to you
Ayan says:
This was fun
Do lemme know though
friend

)ane cute. says:
lol nice addtion at the end
Ayan says:
always
)ane cute. says:
haha
Ayan says:
the toppings teh best
)ane cute. says:
precisely
k ttyl
Ayan says:
TC

LOMANCE:Day30

Ayan Sengupta says

Goodmorning sunshine

Jane Yao says

LOL

hey!

Ayan Sengupta says

that was a quick response

Jane Yao says

lol whyyyy am i always that slow

Ayan Sengupta says

lol. a lager

how you been?

Jane Yao says

really good!

i want to survive this and next week

how are you?

Ayan Sengupta says

so really good means you been having fun being busy

noice

same here as well

survive this month and next

and outta here

Jane Yao says

haha i knowww

this and next month

i can't believe we're almost done undergrad

4th year's just flying by

Ayan Sengupta says

i have been dying to for 6 yrs

cant stay at a place more than a year

been 5 here with good breaks

so did you get in somewhere for post grad?

Jane Yao says

wait 6 years? lol

ru older than me?

Ayan Sengupta says

lol

waow you thought i was younger

thanks for the compliment

jeez

Jane Yao says

so ur

turning 24 this year?

Ayan Sengupta says

and how old r u? 18 this march 18?

Jane Yao says

no 20

Ayan Sengupta says

yeh 24

you are younger than my sister

lol

Jane Yao says

who is how old?

Ayan Sengupta says

you are gonna be 20, so I guess you would be 20

I will be 24 right after you

Jane Yao says

how old is ur sister?

Ayan Sengupta says

lol so jean n Hyein older than you

waow

my sister is 21 now

any siblings?

Jane Yao says

well technically i think jean and haylin are older than me

but i'm your sister's age

i'm turning 22, as you know as of marh 18 th lol

you're older than me by 2!?

hahaha

i didnt see that coming

Ayan Sengupta says

woman lying abt age

should have known

Jane Yao says

lol i'm very happy about being 21 and turning 22

Ayan Sengupta says

wait my sister is a year younger than u

she is gonna be 21

right

so u thought I was younger than you?

lol

Jane Yao says

same age

why would i think ur older than me?

Ayan Sengupta says

yeh rite

Jane Yao says

u have yet to shown me such maturity

*show

Ayan Sengupta says

now am started to doubt your real age. Lying to me twice

showing some maturity here

Jane Yao says

me showing maturity ?

or you showing maturity?

when's ur bday?

Ayan Sengupta says

Why couldnt find it on facebook?

Its the day Prophet Mohammad, Adolf Hitler and Napolean were born.

Jane Yao says

oh my

lol

let me guess...

march 24th

Ayan Sengupta says

you know a there is this new site invented in the 21st century where you can type a name and get there birthdate

actually you can search anything on it

for instance you could type Adolf hitler's BDay and find it there

Jane Yao says

and you couldnt tell me the date via this futuristic, virtually mediated conversation outlet called windows/msn messenger?

i wonder which is quicker

Ayan Sengupta says

APRIL

just trying to make the coversation interesting

sorry

Jane Yao says

lol im kidding around!

Ayan Sengupta says

jeeze. now am sad

Jane Yao says

the power language... wow ... lol

Ayan Sengupta says

its all this lies and deceit girl. Can't handle

Justin timberlake was right

"Where is the love?"

Jane Yao says

yes ive been told that i'm hard to handle

not really

well

i realize that i'm not exactly tame

lol

Ayan Sengupta says

Know the right moves to tame

a dame

Jane Yao says

i'm sorry but if you like the asian drama (especially, i guess the korean ones) type of girls

i'm not that for sure lol

Ayan Sengupta says

so u mean to say that if I don't you would be my type

Jane Yao says

dame?

lol impossible

Ayan Sengupta says

actually yeh not a dame, u r not married. Wrong terminology, atleast for now

so still at north York?

Jane Yao says

even if i were to be marrie

no. lol

yup north york

Ayan Sengupta says

So no to marriage or north york?

Jane Yao says

no to being damed in or outside of marriage

but yes to north york

Ayan Sengupta says

that was a huge thought there

cool

Was at north york

korea town llast saturday

for the restaurent thing

So you are in korean town I presume

Jane Yao says

mmm

i'm not exactly around finch

so i refuse to think that i'm in any particular "town"

haha

restaurant thingy?

Ayan Sengupta says

no man's land

bunch of fancy restaurents had some fest goin on.

discounts

was at trappers

if you know the restaurent

its like young and finch

so u been keepin a track of me watchin korean dramas

lol

Jane Yao says

you have?

lol

Ayan Sengupta says

have I?

lol

what are we talking about here?

Jane Yao says

you watching k-dramas

Ayan Sengupta says

used to

I watch everything

iranian, mexican, spanish, japanese

u nam eit

k dramas are sort of whiny

you do too?

or did?

Jane Yao says

i have yet to

and i dont have the incentive to

and i dont have the time to, lets throw that in too lol

Ayan Sengupta says

Yeh well won't deny k dramas are addictive. But yet time consuming

I gotta do this for a living

counts in my time

Jane Yao says

addictive are they?

Ayan Sengupta says

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmvG2GZ3S7o&feature=fvst

like that

Jane Yao says

i dont know what kind of video u just sent me, but as i tried to open it, my internet explorer got shut down

Ayan Sengupta says

internet explorer?

lol

use chrome

just a song

by a band called. "Jane's addiction"

look em up later

Jane Yao says

lol ic....

another friend sent me a song too

something Jane

lol

Ayan Sengupta says

I have tons

Jane Yao says

i g2g. it was nice talking to you. have a good day!

Ayan Sengupta says

yeh me too. Have a goodnite

YIN 1:

Iain Kee said

wakey wakey!!!!!

Ayan Sengupta says

howz it working out?

Iain Kee says

hey man

Ayan Sengupta says

hey woman

wo man

Iain Kee says

im taking some notes

Ayan Sengupta says

on teh stories?

Iain Kee says

but only gonna study for like... another 30min

yea

hows it going for you?

Ayan Sengupta says

did u read all the stories?

Iain Kee says

I haven't read the Iliad

have you gone through the stories?

Ayan Sengupta says

sparknote

just 4, I know illiad from lat sem

why pink?

such a girl

Iain Kee says

is sparknote an actual site? lol

i want to blind you

you're black

wannabe black

Ayan Sengupta says

then we can go on a blind date

Iain Kee says

-____________-

Ayan Sengupta says

lol

was the wannabe black a question?

Iain Kee says

the only mail i can send you is blackmail

Ayan Sengupta says

the only mail I can send you is brown male

Iain Kee says

Ayan Sengupta says

http://gsearch.sparknotes.com/search?q=echo&searchbg=&template=default&x=0&y=0&output=xml_no_dtd&oe=UTF-8&ie=UTF-8&client=default_frontend&proxystylesheet=default_frontend&site=default_collection

sparknotes

Iain Kee says

what stories did u read

the four you sent me?

Ayan Sengupta says

just the ones i sent u

yep

Iain Kee says

what are you gonna do about the others?

Ayan Sengupta says

read em now

first the terms

and then the stories

Iain Kee says

what!

Ayan Sengupta says

Nik went to bed

Iain Kee says

nice

Ayan Sengupta says

am all nitering it

Iain Kee says

-_-

Ayan Sengupta says

yep. wanna be my study buddy?

Iain Kee says

uhhh

Ayan Sengupta says

wanna spend teh night with me?

lol

Iain Kee says

i dont want to allnighter it

omg

Ayan Sengupta says

ynhhh....studying

Iain Kee says

IM OFF LIMITS

i should just turn gay

Ayan Sengupta says

u mean gay asin like men

not lesbian right?

Iain Kee says

what...

gay and lesbian is the same

sort of

Ayan Sengupta says

nope

gay men on men

Iain Kee says

you're lesbian

Ayan Sengupta says

lesbian girl on girl

me well. shtraight

Iain Kee says

lesbians can be called gay

Ayan Sengupta says

u i dunno if ur a guy or a girl

Iain Kee says

but gays cannot be called les

Ayan Sengupta says

nope

Iain Kee says

im a guy

Ayan Sengupta says

so there then ur gay.

guy on guy

so that is okay

Iain Kee says

point is.. im off limits

to everyone

lol

Ayan Sengupta says

no offence.....so u come in the fag category.

Iain Kee says

omg go read....

Ayan Sengupta says

waow

lame comeback

Iain Kee says

that wasn't a comeback

Ayan Sengupta says

Iain Kee says

that was my initial thought

Ayan Sengupta says

lame wannabe comeback

Iain Kee says

now shoooo

Ayan Sengupta says

shoooo?

Iain Kee says

shoe

scadadle

Ayan Sengupta says

show is a noun not a verb

u cant use it like that

unless u through at someone

sheeessshhhh IAIN

engrish

anyways go home sleeping beaut

me back to work

lead

i mean

Iain Kee says

im confused

im home

ok bak to wok

woking with yan

Ayan Sengupta says

go to bed den sleepin beaut

woking yan

Iain Kee says

me sleepin troll

Ayan Sengupta says

i knida figured out what we are

yesterday

we are like.

http://0.tqn.com/d/taoism/1/0/0/-/-/-/yinYang.gif

iain ayan

Iain Kee says

uhhhhhh

like opposites

Ayan Sengupta says

kinda

Iain Kee says

anyway im off limits

LOL

tell your friends

Ayan Sengupta says

waow. not that i was hitting on u

or hitting u

seriously

Iain Kee says

rather you hit me than hit on me

Ayan Sengupta says

can I?

Iain Kee says

if u are going to do one

yes

ok back to work

Ayan Sengupta says

so I can do one of those to u

Iain Kee says

Ayan Sengupta says

so....

Iain Kee says

omg

Ayan Sengupta says

confused

Iain Kee says

you want me to be a TROLL

bibi go read

aiyaaaaaaaaaa

Ayan Sengupta says

bigger teh better

lol

the more the merrier

Iain Kee says

night ayan -_-

Ayan Sengupta says

day iain

Iain Kee says

omg

Ayan Sengupta says

gmo

bibi

adios amigo

Iain Kee says

bye

________________________________________

6May,2011

Ayan, I might cough and blow my nose alot during the night... I apologize in advance :(

Night night~ my nose is so red...and i didn't know how to cook water

well, I do know how, but there was tea in the boiler thing already. i sound like I am 5 years old.

and can you set alarm to 8:30? thanks!!

the heat is on too

night night night~~~~

i think when you read this i might still be awake...

the iain